Philoso-Wii



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For any person who's walked into a room full of friends playing HALO 3, and said, "Yeah, this is great, but have you played 'Chocobo's Dungeon'? I mean...HAVE YOU PLAYED IT?!"

For anyone who prefers Okami to Bioshock, and is not ashamed.

For anyone who prefers Cooking Mama over Gears of War, and is ashamed.

For anyone who has ever said the word "intuitive" as a selling point for "Rayman Raving Rabbids TV" (the game you can play with your butt).

This is YOUR SITE!

Holy shit, who else is sad right now?

God Bless our President.


E-mail: philosowii@gmail.com
May 19

Other Characters the Makers of PUNCH-OUT Thought Up…

Jewy McJewstein and his huge bag of gold.  “By the power of my payis, I shall smite thee!  I’m gonna knock this shegetz right in his un-brissed blintz!”

Ulysses O’Flaherty who fights with a sack of potatoes and Catholic Guilt.  “Oh, no more dilly-dallying with te mitts!  I’m still tree sheets to da wind from the wake of the last guy I fought!”


Baba Ali, the Indian boxer who learned to fight in the slums of Mumbai. “Latika!!!”

White-Angst Mac: who fights with the strength of 10 lawyers trying to win back custody of Mac’s daughter.  “Did anyone see that Law and Order about the boxer?  What else was that guy in?”

Jafar from Aladdin.  (I think they actually did this one.)