Philoso-Wii



www.danwilbur.com

For any person who's walked into a room full of friends playing HALO 3, and said, "Yeah, this is great, but have you played 'Chocobo's Dungeon'? I mean...HAVE YOU PLAYED IT?!"

For anyone who prefers Okami to Bioshock, and is not ashamed.

For anyone who prefers Cooking Mama over Gears of War, and is ashamed.

For anyone who has ever said the word "intuitive" as a selling point for "Rayman Raving Rabbids TV" (the game you can play with your butt).

This is YOUR SITE!

Holy shit, who else is sad right now?

God Bless our President.


E-mail: philosowii@gmail.com
February 1

Wii-elding a New Blog!

Hello fellow Miis,

My name is Dan Wilbur.  You may remember me from The Apiary, CollegeHumor.com, or that time I met your parents and did a poor job keeping the conversation going after the question “so…you’re a philatelist?”

This site is for YOU, the aberration from the norm that enjoys searching for Barbaro’s Treasure in Zack and Wiki, instead of gaining the trust of a young prostitute in your stolen car and beating her to death with a baseball bat after consummation.

For those of you who had the wherewithal to buy “cooler” or “less gay” video game systems, I invite you to leave any comments or questions you’ve been dying to ask a Wii player by e-mailing PhilosoWii@gmail.com.

This site will feature News and Reviews, but mostly it will chronicle a world seen through bluish-white glasses. If only I could type this all out with the mere flick of a wrist!

Until next time!

Wii’re all in this together!

Dan