Philoso-Wii



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For any person who's walked into a room full of friends playing HALO 3, and said, "Yeah, this is great, but have you played 'Chocobo's Dungeon'? I mean...HAVE YOU PLAYED IT?!"

For anyone who prefers Okami to Bioshock, and is not ashamed.

For anyone who prefers Cooking Mama over Gears of War, and is ashamed.

For anyone who has ever said the word "intuitive" as a selling point for "Rayman Raving Rabbids TV" (the game you can play with your butt).

This is YOUR SITE!

Holy shit, who else is sad right now?

God Bless our President.


E-mail: philosowii@gmail.com
February 16

Basic-Wii, I have to quit already…

Everything I had planned to talk about on this blog was summed up in the first few minutes of this guy’s video…

Then in the final two minutes (through the magic of editing), he hit a crack pipe and covered literally everything I have to say about the future of gaming.  I’m not sure why the video looks the way it does.  He appears to be broadcasting from his Mom’s basement.  Enjoy!  It’s back to the drawing board for Mii!

Warning!  Not safe for work, home, or humanity at large…

I too have caught myself saying, “Goddamnit, Nietzsche!  You’re better than that!  Hit the ball!”  My favorite thing to do, in fact, is use my FDR Mii against all the Japanese Mario Kart players.

It is infuriating to lose to a man in a wheelchair.

Wii can do it!

Dan