Philoso-Wii



www.danwilbur.com

For any person who's walked into a room full of friends playing HALO 3, and said, "Yeah, this is great, but have you played 'Chocobo's Dungeon'? I mean...HAVE YOU PLAYED IT?!"

For anyone who prefers Okami to Bioshock, and is not ashamed.

For anyone who prefers Cooking Mama over Gears of War, and is ashamed.

For anyone who has ever said the word "intuitive" as a selling point for "Rayman Raving Rabbids TV" (the game you can play with your butt).

This is YOUR SITE!

Holy shit, who else is sad right now?

God Bless our President.


E-mail: philosowii@gmail.com
February 16

Other Wii Promotion Taglines…

Wii want to make our girlfriends lose respect for us.

Wii want to remind ourselves constantly that our little siblings are better at something than Wii are.

Wii want to embarrass ourselves at parties by being “totally sick” at Mario Kart.

Wii want to violently thrash around until Link breaks something or Wii break the TV with the Wii-mote.

Wii want our Match.com profile to include “Cooking Mama” as a hobby.

Wii want to remind ourselves that this machine was designed for children.

Wii want to Wii-ken our shot at Grad School.

Wii want (need) another activity that gets better while drinking.

Wii want to die alone.

Wii want to play (sort of).